allonsyambrose
My stylist would kill me if I called it a dye job, it is a colour, thank you very much. It’s not a dye, it’s a colour. We do it, maybe, once a month, once every two months, six weeks. Somewhere in there and it definitely kills my hair. As you can tell, I’m very dark on one side and bright white on the other. And if you’ve noticed and watched it over the past couple of years, there’s certainly a little bit of breakage going on over there. But there’s nothing you can do, it is what it is. One of these days I’ll get rid of it and have all dark hair, but for now, it’s not too bad.
Seth when asked about his hair. (via allonsyambrose)
fuck-yeah-feminist

fuck-yeah-feminist:

The Selfie (x)

"Why would you ever give someone crap for taking a photo of themselves when they’re feelin’ confident?.. Confidence is, like, the most difficult thing to come by, especially with the media doing it’s thing."

As a self-acclaimed non-selfie-taker, this was a perspective changer. Taking photos of myself always seemed vain and strange… But perhaps that’s because I’ve been taught that valuing the self in that way is wrong; society tells us that we aren’t inherently worthy of praise.

Especially for women whose bodies don’t fit the dominant definitions of beauty, self-love is a weapon of political warfare. The seemingly superficial, minute act of enjoying your own physical appearance— and publicly announcing it— disrupts the systems that constrict us.

fyeahbeardeddragons
hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD


911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN


YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS


911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER


MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost


YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ


TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy